19 First Dates That Didn't Go So Well

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mattstaff
Jul 4, 2019 11:00 AM EDT

Twitter users are describing their first date fails. Rest assured, these dates erred on the side of cringeworthy disaster. You never know what kind of lunacy could be hiding behind that next "blind date." Best to keep your wits about you and come prepared. 

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  • 01
    dating fail - Text - Ashley K @districtofash Follow Replying to@thesarahkelly The guy asked me what I do for a job. And then said well it's a good thing you don't work in a math or science field...since you're a woman. That date was a wrap
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  • 02
    dating fail - Text - Dillon Rosenblatt Follow @DillonReedRose Replying to @thesarahkelly Had a good convo for like 30-45 mins, she went to the restroom and was on the phone when she came back. I overheard her say "he's too short, so I'm just going to leave" and she walked by me to the parking lot without saying a thing.
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  • 03
    dating fail - Text - Jojo Follow @Uber4Chocobos He picked me up to go see a movie. I picked the movie. We arrived and he found out it was rated R. He freaked and told me he had to call his Mom to get permission to watch it. He did. She said no. Date ended. We were both 21
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  • 04
    dating fail - Text - little_girl_blue @EdgedinBlueish Follow Replying to @thesarahkelly ALMOST first date, 1st time on Match.com and we planned to meet for dinner. Before the dinner, he sent me a text detailing what I should wear, how many buttons should be undone and that I was to pretend like it was a casual meeting. I showed up in overalls. He left.
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  • 05
    dating fail - Dish - Liam Dillon Follow @dillonliam Replying to @thesarahkelly Near the end of an already not-so-great date, the girl grabbed a cup of tableside salsa, took the straw out from her water glass, stuck it in the salsa and slurped it all up. The date ended shortly thereafter
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  • 06
    dating fail - Photo caption - trevorstamp Follow TrevorSoi Replying to @thesarahkelly He was full on conspiracy theorist. Once he started in on how the moon landing never happened I started my way out of the door.
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  • 07
    dating fail - Text - evee Follow @eveeebyrd We're walking down the SM pier after dinner and I think he's reaching to put his arm around me but instead he reaches INTO MY HAIR and feels around on my scalp then tells me he thought my hair was fake & he was just making sure.
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  • 08
    dating fail - Text - Kara Follow @karawrite Replying to @thesarahkelly the guy said "hang on," emptied the bartender's tip glass, put the money in his pocket and then turned back to me and just KEPT TALKING.
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  • 09
    dating fail - Product - of the hill Follow @latewithcoffee Replying to @thesarahkelly his girlfriend showed up and they locked themselves in my bathroom to do meth
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  • 10
    dating fail - Text - alissa Follow @assilamanderson Replying to @thesarahkelly The guy decided mid-(messy) make out to suck my tongue out of my mouth as hard as he could and when he finally let go, he exclaimed "tastes like chicken!"
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  • 11
    dating fail - Text - kim pasta bowl @sportsbruja Follow Replying to @thesarahkelly Turns out he was a former clown and both of his parents were also clowns. Showed me baby picture with his parents him (as an infant!) in Full Clown. Kept talking about leaving his job to go back to clowning. We didn't have a second date.
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  • 12
    dating fail - Drink - Follow @usvsthisworld Replying to @thesarahkelly Ahhhhhh. A guy boasted he could chug entire pitcher of beer. I said please don't. He did it. And then vomited it all back into the pitcher. I was out either way.
    via youandmeandrainbows
  • 13
    dating fail - Text - Caitlin Tremblay Follow @ctrembz Replying to @thesarahkelly It's a tie between the guy who said he wanted to kiss me but couldn't because he had "a festering mouth wound" and the guy who bragged about having a threesome with his sister.
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  • 14
    dating fail - Text - Leprechaun riding a Unicorn Follow @dreamingbvi Replying to @thesarahkelly A guy made dinner for me and then called his mother and talked to her about how well the date was going. He made me talk to her for a while also.
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  • 15
    dating fail - Text - Leora Wolf-Prusan Follow Leorawp Replying to @thesarahkelly Not nearly as bad as when I was 16 and went for my first sleep over at my boyfriends only to see a pic of my grandma on his living room wall. Apparently we were fourth cousins. Our moms knew all along and thought it was cute we were dating.
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  • 16
    Text - confusedraptor @confusedraptor Follow Replying to @thesarahkelly Went on a blind date with a woman that my friend said was SO NICE. Met up at an icecream parlor and when she saw me for the first time, she pointed at me and screamed "OH MY GOD YOU'RE SO UGLY!" Everyone there turned around and looked at me, and I wanted to die
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  • 17
    Product - Ethan Grey EthanGrey Follow Replying to @thesarahkelly She argued that we should use prisoners in biomedical research instead of animals. 12
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  • 18
    Text - Patrick Whittle Follow @pxwhittle Replying to @thesarahkelly We were walking to the NYC subway (14th St./6th Ave.) and passed by a healthfood store that had its garbage bags set out. She started ripping them open and I said "Uhhh why are you doing that?" and she replied "This is how I get free vitamins." Also she was annoyed I didn't help.
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  • 19
    dating fail - Text - carly @nuclearcarly Follow Replying to @thesarahkelly Got set up w/ a guy and was asked to pick him up for the date. On the date he tells me about his nice Lexus...that the cops seized because he's a crack dealer and waiting for trial. I had to pay, too- because he didn't have any money. Cause he couldn't sell crack
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